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Britney’s new single is getting some bored peoples panties in a twist and i LOVE it!
Though this has to be the only reason they are releasing that song as the next single.. why else choose that song? there are so many better songs on the album..
Meh.. anyway..
Fox are making a pilot of an American adaptation […]
The Scooby Doo Effect!
No one can know every lyric to every song… but luckily there is a trick to help us all out… The Scooby Doo Effect!
Loves You!
Superstar Sunday!!
Check out this video i made for the YouTube Collaberation channel “QueerFAQtor”
They have a different ‘host’ for each day of the week, and asked me to be guest host for this Sunday.
So long as it had something to do with the New Year, i could talk about whatever i wanted.. so of course Britney and […]
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!! YAY!
Unfortunately i had to work during the stroke of midnight
But i went to my friend GO’s apartment on New Years Day to hang out. Anyway.. turns out he invited me to his Guitar Hero Party! Have you ever tried to play that thing?!
2008 TJ Video Montage
This is a montage of footage from my videos throughout 2008.
Thanks to those who have been with me for a long time, and to the new subscribers, you are all superstars.. thanks so much!
Looking forward to another fun year on YouTube.. 2009 is going to be bigger and better! i can’t wait!
Ok Bye.
First Live Show!!
I went live tonight for the first time on BlogTV.
omg.. it was so much fun…. see what you missed!
Here i am in a blonde wig singing Karaoke: “Foolish Games” by Jewel.. a blonde wig cause she is blonde… i think!
Foolish Games Karaoke- Broadcast your self LIVE
And this..
singing my “Piece Of Me” rap live, and then […]
Emo Christmas Boy
I have been meaning to do this emo boy thing for a long time, just never got around to it.
it was inspired by the emos i see on the streets who are forever flicking their necks to get their hair out of their eyes, and then they flick their neck again straight away so the […]
Twilight FTW!
It was my birthday the other day and i think i am just getting too old to keep up with all the latest fads and trends!
Twilight is the new and hip thing, what happened to Batman? i can’t keep up!
aren’t we saying “Kowabunga” or “Hasta la vista baby” anymore!?
Dear Michael Jackson
Dear Michael,
What the fuck is this?
There are fans out there who fight for you. There are people who dedicate a good portion of their lives to defending your name….
You make it very difficult for them when you continually prance around in front of the paparazzi dressed like a half witt.
And don’t pull out some […]
2 Guys 1 Horse: Reaction
Reaction video for “2 guys 1 horse” www.2guys1horse.com
This video features my friend “Go” (as seen in my most viewed “Bad Bondage Boys” video.
Britney fans claim PETA “Attacked” Britney
Animal rights group PETA have posted a blog on their website deploring the use of elephants in Britney’s latest video, Circus.
Now, at the bottom of the barrel, she’s sporting elephants dressed in circus attire for her new video titled - what else - “Circus.”
As Britney is such a victim of the paparazzi and always complaining […]
Make You Wanna Dance
My special girl Tasmin and i were hanging out and bopping along to some music. I think she forgot the camera was on though cause at one stage there she goes nose deep in herself.
fun!
anyhoo.. least i didn’t talk about Britney today!
and i aint no pirate! - the music is royalty free from Incompetech.com
My Midget Porn
Trying to download the “For The Record” special i accidentally downloaded a full length midget porn movie!
hehe.. woops!
Was so much fun to watch though!
Australian Idol Finale
I Went to the finale of Australian Idol last night. I had never seen the show before so i had no idea who all these people were but it was a fun night regardless..
and last week i went to the Red Carpet premiere of that new film “Australia” with Nicole Kidman.. i talk a bit […]
Bulimic Buffet
What a fun week. I met a celebrity. It doesn’t matter that i had no idea who she was.. it was still very exciting for me!
her name is Jane Badler… check her out in the ultimate B-Grade SciFi TV Show “V” HERE
Paris For President
Ok i know i am a little late with this one but how fucking fun is the new Paris Hilton video, “Paris For President”!!!
It has to be the campest video i have ever seen…. EVER!!
Incase you have been living under a rock and somehow missed it… see it HERE
Snoop Who?
This is my Happy Halloween video.
Nearly got myself into a small tiff the other night.. nothing serious.. just me against the entire australian Snoop Dog fan community!
Anyway.. happy Halloween… and congratulations to Michael Jackson who’s 25 year old album Thriller is again NUMBER ONE on iTunes!
Thought id celebrate by having a bit of a sing […]
karaoke Cunt back in Sydney
Ok so i am a child of Sydney again.
i lasted almost 2 weeks in The Queens Land.. thats long enough i think!
Watch till the end to see some fun footage of me on the Karaoke stage last night.
To say i am a superstar would be an understatement!
Talentless Queenslanders
So i just moved interstate last week.
I am no longer a child of Sydney. For all you stalkers out there, i am now residing on the Gold Coast in Queensland…It’s very different here.. a whole different way of life. No one is in a hurry, it is all very slow and […]
Sixth Grade Sebastians
Thinking back to Sixth grade, i guess it was a pretty defining time for my development.
I made friends with some really influential people, and i got a taste of what it’s like to pretend to be glamourous and fabulous!
Anyway, To see a pic of me from this time as a 12 year old boy in […]
American Idiots
Working in a big Sydney hotel, obviously i see a lot of international guests.
This is just a couple of stories of questions i have had from American guests..
I am NOT bashing!!
I’m totally paranoid now that it looks like i am some kind of American Hater.. I’m Really Not!
I love the US.. I really wanna move […]
GayClay fans are fucked up!!
Ok so i must start by confessing that until the internet got flooded with the news that this Clay guy has finally come out of the closet, i had never heard of him…
That aside, i must say….. His fans are a seriously fucked up breed!
i was directed to a Clay Fan Forum to read some […]
embarrassing video with “Daddy-Junk”
So i thought it would be fun to introduce you to my dad and see if he wanted to tell a story from when i was growing up..
anyway… point of the story is… he did, and i got very embarrassed!
Stuck in a nut
Remember that dude from Hong Kong who almost lost his penis trying to make love to a metal park bench?
It would appear the news did not reach one poor Malaysian man, who in an effort to increase his size, put a heavy welding nut on his cock and then accidentally got an erection which almost […]
There’s going to be an Arrested Development movie!
This news is over a month old, sometimes i feel like i am the last person in the world to find stuff out.. but i am so beside myself with excitement, that i can’t not post about it.
The show was cancelled in early 2006. It doesn’t work in my head how this could be.
The show […]
